Apr 30, 2013

Forget Me Nots

You know how people have "good hair days", "good butt days", "smart days"? Yea I'm having a week's worth of "forgetful with a side of stupid and clumsy" days...and it's only Tuesday. 

Today I went to get my oil changed {because it's Tuesday, which is ladies day and I'm fairly certain they only let the comedian mechanics work this day} and I go to one of those places where you pull up, sit in your car, hand them your card, then drive away. I like simple. I like handling bills and phone calls while I am also getting a stupid car task done (yes, it is stupid! My car should never need maintenance. It should run perfectly for at least 10 years and then need new tires and run for another 5 before it needs brakes....perfect world). Today, I couldn't figure out how to pop my hood. Seriously. I have a bachelor's and half of a master's degree (hah!), why couldn't I not find that dang handle?! And of course the little mechanic man walks over, opens the door, and finds that cleverly hidden hood popper thingy like it was his job car. I think he could have easily done that blindfolded. 

I had another example of my stupidness for this week but guess what? I forgot it!! Which brings me to my next issue this week...umm what was it again?? Oh yea, forgetfulness! And if anyone says I have pregnancy brain, I will punch you in the face! I am blaming bridal brain. It is a real thing people. There are probably millions thousands hundreds tens of people that suffer from this disease every year!

I really don't know the point of saying all that other than I forgot what I was actually going to post about today, so there's that. Luckily, Kimmy is hosting a "remember that time" link up Thursday so that day is SET! I would say about 98% of our texts begin with "remember that time" and end with something that either makes her cry laughing or makes me run my car off the road, so yea, they are dangerous. 

And since I went last night to try on wedding dresses for the first time, I had to add this...

4 comments:

Alyssa said...

I would loooove to hear about your DB experience! I went a few months ago and it was absolutely horrible.

Holly said...

You always have the best titles. Chris calls me a touch-me-not. :)

Laura B @ Walking in Memphis in High Heels said...

Im doom do glad I'm bit the only one. I go to Express and I swear I forget now to pop my hope every single time. Still not used to driving it again. And im when I drive the Camaro I would almost always pop the hood lol.

Brittany Chapin said...

I love the: One Does Not Simply memes! They are too funny. I used David's Bridal for my wedding dress last year. It is so crazy in there, especially during prom season!