Feb 14, 2013

Valentine's and Yoga Pants

Remember that time I said I was going to try to get up and get a cute breakfast for my family since I felt bad for not being the creative mom this year? If you called BS on that one, you are the lucky winner today. Apparently I thought it would be more fun to slice my finger off. 
It looks so wimpy here. I couldn't take a picture of the other side though because it looked gross. I am so weak when it comes to this stuff. And I am a horrible patient. I screamed, cried, wrapped it in a paper towel and wouldn't let Jeremy look at it for a long while. All of this because I was trying to get the spaghetti squash to be perfectly even....ugh. I should have known what was going to happen. We were just discussing my new knives and I said "it's not like they feel any sharper when you touch the blade but man they cut so much easier." Yep, I should have known. It was like a redneck saying "hold my beer and watch this!" 
So today I can't really hold anything with that hand. I can type ok because I only use my left thumb when I hit Alt+Tab. Buuuut, I had to wear yoga pants to work because I was afraid I couldn't get panty hose or regular pants down to use the bathroom with just one good hand. Oh geez. Of course I don't really consider these yoga pants. I just get joked on every time I wear them. They are a step up from wearing leggings as pants basically. They are black pants without a button and zipper....ah ,screw it, fine, call them Yoga Pants!
See, they aren't that bad, right? My face was doing something a little weird though. Do I at least get some points for taking pictures in the bathroom at work?? No?

Ok, you chicas have a great Hump Day! oh dang it's Thursday? Valentine's Day! I can't wait to get home and spend time with these special people....
4th of July 2011

10 comments:

Melanie @ 4Kottez said...

Love the pants and that picture made me lmao.

Lindsey said...

Lordy! Just text/call me next time and come on over and I'll take care of it. I nearly cut my thumb off at Christmas a couple years ago. Of course we had no freaking bandaids and when my cousin showed up at the door I had a light-day stayfree pad wrapped around my thumb and told him I needed him to drive me to Walgreen's. STAT! My hand was sticking to everything because the sticky side of the pad was on the outside. Hahahaha! I should write a post about this.

Tasha Reeves said...

Ekkkk on the thumb!!!! Don't sweat the small stuff & enjoy your day!!!!

Lisa said...

aww that sucks, i have cut my finger bad before too and couldnt bend it for a month! Either way i hope you have a wonderful valentines day!
XOXO
Lisa

http://www.somethinginfinitelyinteresting.com/

Laura B @ Walking in Memphis in High Heels said...

You look so cute though!!! Aww holy crap. Definitely famous last words. I got chills thinking about it lol.

Kirstin said...

My favourite type of pants! Look okay for work but comfy! Honestly I'd just wear leggings everyday if it were acceptable. And don't feel bad about Valentine's day, I didn't do a thing for my girls.

Kimmyyy83 said...

I missed this yesterday bc I have a crappy reader app on my iPad obviously. Lol perfection and the spaghetti squash does NOT go together but I guess you know that now! Are you double handed today??

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Kotryna Bass said...

oh that picture is the bathroom and your comment are adorable, haha! cant stop smilign!

Bekah McDuffie said...

Hey Janessa! Fellow Memphis blogger here!! I can't wait to catch up on some of your posts!!

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