Nov 28, 2012

I'm Hiring

Just wanted to let everyone know, I have two new positions open and I will be accepting applications once I get off the party bus. Confused? You see tonight I'm going to win the powerball. 
After I win, me and my coworkers are going to hop on the party bus to head to Nashville and pick up our winnings. After that I will be taking applications for a personal assistant because obviously I will be too busy counting my money to handle day to day things. And I will be hiring a driver....because I want a Tahoe #dreambiglol and I cannot drive park that big ass thing! 

As crazy as it sounds I think I would actually keep my day job if I won. I just think it would be fun to come in everyday with a total I could care less attitude and see how long I last. Could be extremely entertaining for my coworkers. 

Never fear, once all the partying is over and my friends that I haven't seen in 20 years come out of the woodwork and ask for money, I promise to get back to a regular blogging schedule. 

*How great of a blog post would this be if I actually won.
**Party pooper at work just informed me I'm more likely to become President than to win the lottery. Come on powerball, let's show her how to dream big!


Hallie @ Life:Oceanside said...

so weird, I am gonna win too:):)

Reese said...

Ha! You and me both. Tonight was the first time I've ever played the lottery. *Crosses fingers*

Holly said...

If you win, I will come be your your chubby assistant!!

smk053078 said...

So, did you win??? LOL!!