Dear Friday, so glad you're here but seriously, you don't have to take so long next time. I never get sick of you, promise.
Dear holiday weekend, I think that I'm in love with you!
Dear manager, if you could go ahead and let us skip out of here at noon that would be greeeeeat. Mkay
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Dear Redbox kiosks at the grocery store, why do you have one movie I want in one kiosk and one movie I want in the other. Now I have to choose which to get because I'm obviously not waiting in that line twice just to pick it up. Maybe me and the Walgreens kiosk can work out a deal.
Dear scale, Do you even know how happy I am with you this morning?? You basically gave me a high five for that boring salad and only one plate of Mexican when it was catered in this week. I hope we are still bff after the long weekend.
Dear Isaac, enough already. We get it. You are big and messy and windy and rainy and destructive. Now cut it out. We want a pretty weekend for 3 full days!
Dear readers, thank you for multiplying like rabbits! Keep that up because I enjoy chatting with ya. Have an amazing weekend!!
