May 18, 2012

Friday's Letters

Dear Friday, I'm not going to lie. I really missed you this last week. 
Dear Mr Man looking for the 3rd floor, thank you for this morning's laugh. 
        Convo as I am sitting at my desk working--
        Mr Man: Uh, hey, uh, do you know where we get new badges?
        Me: Um, that's on the 3rd floor
        Mr Man: We're ON the 3rd floor [like I'm new here or something]
        Me: No, this is the 2nd floor [I think I know where I work everyday]
        Mr Man: (pause) Are you sure?
        [Is he serious, haha]
        And then he turned and left. My correct response should have been "Oh 
        crap, am I in the wrong place", grab my computer and head for
        the elevator.
Dear Ladies at work, Thank you for the awesome strawberry shortcake today, but maybe I should remind you that I am on a diet. I am totally blaming you for forcing me to have two servings...
Dear Jackson Sportsplex, did we piss you off? Is that why our 9 year olds are playing ball games tonight at 8 and 9:15pm? Or did you not realize that I have an hour an a half drive home after we finish? Get it right next time, k?
Dear Target, have I mentioned lately that I love you? Just thought I would remind you. Thanks for always being there for me. 
Dear clock, I would appreciate if you just skipped to 4:30. There's no need for all the in between today.
Dear Y, please open your pool a week early. It has been hot since the first of May and I need pool time desperately. If you want to open it early just for me, that would be ok too. 
Dear Miranda Lambert, I can't be at your show tonight and I know you will be looking for me in the crowd. I apologize. However, I think next time we need to match our schedules up a little better. Have your people call my people. 
Dear MIM 2012, I want my bf back. I miss him terribly and I am so cranky when I don't have him to keep me on track in the mornings. 

Aunie Sauce


Lissa @ The Looking Glass said...

yes. COME ONNNN why are the pools open?! let's goooo ha found you via the link up :) xo

★ JASMINE ★ said...

hey girly! i saw you over on ashleys page! {newlyweds} and wanted to say i love your blog!

lovely letters as well! i'm your newest bloggy friend/follower/stalker ;)

say hi back sometime? <3

Anonymous said...

when i worked in an office full of women, we'd always make each other break diets lol btw, I'm having a 100+ Follower Urban Decay Giveaway! I hope you enter :)

Ashley said...

haha mr. third floor man is funny. you totally should have grabbed your computer!

and OMG - Target has magic I swear. I go in for dish detergent and I come out with ice cream, new shoes, a dress, some ELF makeup.....ridiculous! But i love it!

Ashley Slater said...

hahaha that conversation with the man made me laugh!! What a creeper! haha Congrats on your new job! Loved all your letters, thanks for linking up with me this week!


bonbon said...

Oh man that is awful that they haven't opened your pool yet! I think our pool opened up the last week of April and it wasn't even very hot yet! Now the water park that doesn't open for another couple of weeks, but at least I've got a pool to lay out. I feel for you!

new follower :)

agalandherdog said...

Haha, Target is always there for me too!

Katie said...

love target!! and strawberry shortcake!!