Dear Friday, I'm not going to lie. I really missed you this last week.
Dear Mr Man looking for the 3rd floor, thank you for this morning's laugh.
Convo as I am sitting at my desk working--
Mr Man: Uh, hey, uh, do you know where we get new badges?
Me: Um, that's on the 3rd floor
Mr Man: We're ON the 3rd floor [like I'm new here or something]
Me: No, this is the 2nd floor [I think I know where I work everyday]
Mr Man: (pause) Are you sure?
[Is he serious, haha]
And then he turned and left. My correct response should have been "Oh
crap, am I in the wrong place", grab my computer and head for
Dear Ladies at work, Thank you for the awesome strawberry shortcake today, but maybe I should remind you that I am on a diet. I am totally blaming you for forcing me to have two servings...
Dear Jackson Sportsplex, did we piss you off? Is that why our 9 year olds are playing ball games tonight at 8 and 9:15pm? Or did you not realize that I have an hour an a half drive home after we finish? Get it right next time, k?
Dear Target, have I mentioned lately that I love you? Just thought I would remind you. Thanks for always being there for me.
Dear clock, I would appreciate if you just skipped to 4:30. There's no need for all the in between today.
Dear Y, please open your pool a week early. It has been hot since the first of May and I need pool time desperately. If you want to open it early just for me, that would be ok too.
Dear Miranda Lambert, I can't be at your show tonight and I know you will be looking for me in the crowd. I apologize. However, I think next time we need to match our schedules up a little better. Have your people call my people.
Dear MIM 2012, I want my bf back. I miss him terribly and I am so cranky when I don't have him to keep me on track in the mornings.